Cold Milk - 1 cup
Oreo Cookies - To your heart's desire
It's a very complicated recipe. But absolutely worth it. Stick to it carefully and you're sitting on God's favourite chair already!
Put all ingredients in a blender (what we all call mixie). Beat it like how Michael Jackson adviced you to. Five seconds. Full Power. Pour. Drink. Amen.
Works equally well on hot days and rainy afternoons. Got someone to share it with? Oooh, you're cuter and cosier than Goldilocks ever could have been in the Three Bears' home.